tothefridgeandbeyond:

everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

I’m not a morning person

or a night time person

I don’t think I’m even a person 

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time