fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

angryseawitch:

tbh never ask me for boyfriend advice because 9 times out of 10 i’m just gonna be like “dump him”

jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

"Even the prettiest flower can be poisonous."
- Seven Word Story (via intensional)

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years